Gubism

The teachings of Green Hob

The Ten Koans that Myra Tramphren taught to Blurg are these. The "Ten Cones" as taught as follows:

1. Drink your drink as fast as you can.
2. Only carry people on the road.
3. The Evil One is happy when you believe in gold.
4. You must speak loudly when talking to the wise.
5. Always blame things on the one who asks the most questions.
6. Ride a wild horse to escape the army.
7. Everyone likes strawberries!
8. Next time, blindfold the elephant.
9. Don’t ask someone else to punish a thief, just do it yourself.
10. The only thing that exists is anger.