Team MeFight Thirty-Eighth Session

MOAR GOLEM

• Anise gets a lucky critical shot on the Golem, making the fight a lot more manageable as it fails both of its saves and becomes 'slow'ed and 'curse'd.
• The battle basically becomes slowly chipping off pieces of the giant statue while it tries to attack and fails (even rolling a 1 to miss, after bravely fending off the curse to get an action).
• Anise gets another crit shortly after the first 'slow' wears off, leading to the first instance ever in which a golem has uttered the words, "Oh now COME ON." (Ok, that didn't actually happen, but it was totally thinking it)
• It eventually crumbles into inert pieces.

Door?

• The party sets about trying to get inside the tower.
• Marwynn roams around looking for secret doors.
• The party finds a stone tablet on an abutment on the west side. Thoven and Kib spectacularly fail gaining any knowledge they might gain from the stonework. It has an inscription, in Sidhe:

[INSCRIPTION GOES HERE]

• Gil does a little monkey climb to a window. The inside is very bright, and he can't make anything out.
• Xorry does his job and gets the door open (aided by a "dispel magic" that suppresses any effect from the magical trap)
• The door then stubbornly refuses to let Kib in, slamming shut in his face
• Anise and Gil manage to get in through some vagary of their movement
• Kib gets the door slammed in his face again
• As soon as it shuts, the room Anise and Gil are in comes to life. They are attacked by four benches and two statues.
• As Anise backs up to avoid being flanked, the door itself starts to attack her
• Everyone outside starts wailing on the door to get it open. Kib's rapier becomes even more useful
• The room is dealt with without too much effort.
• After a cursory inspection, Kib decides he's tired of inanimate objects attacking first, and stabs the Westernmost door.
• It does, indeed, come to life, and they kill it.
• The next room is has a SOLELY ORNAMENTAL THE GM INSISTS tapestry, and a dining table with four place settings and a tablecloth.
• Gil does the sensible thing, and jumps on top of the table. It, of course, immediately begins attacking him, along with the tablecloth
  • The tablecloth attempts a grapple, but flubs its roll. Kib wastes no time stabbing it to death
  • Gil rides the table like a pony.
  • Thoven, much more useful in this room and the last, does his fire thing.
  • Gil falls onto a summoned ball of fire from Thoven
  • Everything eventually is hacked/burned/whatever to death
• We left the party in a room slowly filling with acrid smoke. Our immediate next action will be to start dousing fires.

Rewards

• Stone Golem
  • 9th: 900 XP
  • 8th: 1200 XP
  • 7th: 1400 XP
• Entering the Lighthouse
  • 250 XP
• Animated Furniture
  • 0 XP
• For some reason I can't remember
  • 75 XP to all
• Flatware! (ornate silver, probably worth 1gp each)
  • 5 (xorry picks up ALL OF THE THINGS)