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Latest revision as of 02:40, 30 April 2016
The teachings of Green Hob
The Ten Koans that Myra Tramphren taught to Blurg are these. The "Ten Cones" as taught as follows:
- Drink your drink as fast as you can.
- Only carry people on the road.
- The Evil One is happy when you believe in gold.
- You must speak loudly when talking to the wise.
- Always blame things on the one who asks the most questions.
- Ride a wild horse to escape the army.
- Everyone likes strawberries!
- Next time, blindfold the elephant.
- Don’t ask someone else to punish a thief, just do it yourself.
- The only thing that exists is anger.